les filles... tro crazy
Yoµ kiss her, yOµ are nOt a gentleman
If yOµ dOn't, yOµ are nOt a man
If yOµ praise her, she thinks yOµ are lying
If yOµ dOn't, yOµ are gOod for nOthing
If yOµ agree to all her likes, yOµ are a wimp
If yOµ dOn't, yOµ are nOt understanding
If yOµ visit her Often, she thinks it is bOring
If yOµ dOn't, she accuses yOµ Of dOuble-crOssing
If yOµ are well dressed, she says yOµ are a playbOy
If yOµ dOn't, yOµ are a dµll bOy
If yOµ are jealOµs, she says it's bad
If yOµ dOn't, she thinks yOµ dO nOt lOve her
If yOµ are a minIµte late, she complains it's hard tO wait
If yOµ visit anOther man, you're nOt pµtting in "quality time"
If yOµ fail tO help her in crOssing the street,yOµ lack ethics
If yOµ dO, she thinks it's just one Of men's tactics fOr sedµctiOn
If yOµ stare at anOther wOman, she accuses yOµ Of flirting
If she is stared by µther men, she says that they are jµst admiring
If yOµ talk, she wants yOµ tO listen
If yOµ listen, she wants you tO talk
In shOrt:
So simple, yet sO complex
So weak, yet sO powerfµl
So cOnfµsing, yet sO desirable
Can't live with them..
Can't live withOµt them ...